I understand there’s a certain Spider-Woman looking for me?

iamnotspidergirl:

I broke my nose and my ribs tonight, if you were wondering why I was laying her looking like a beaten pulp.

Jesus, babe! Are you okay?!

(Source: powerman5001)

I understand there’s a certain Spider-Woman looking for me?

iamnotspidergirl:

You didn’t think to call me or nothin? *pouts* I missed you baby.

I left my phone at the apartment.

I missed you, too.

(Source: powerman5001)

I understand there’s a certain Spider-Woman looking for me?

iamnotspidergirl:

Oh look who the cat dragged in! And where have you been?

Harlem. Wrecking Crew was in town.

(Source: powerman5001)

I understand there’s a certain Spider-Woman looking for me?

‘Sup?

xmsmarvelous:

That’s me, I’m hilarious. Duh. 

Oh, shush.

(Source: powerman5001)

gotpasta:

Because it had to be done.

‘Sup?

xmsmarvelous:

powerman5001:

xmsmarvelous:

You disappeared for a few days, jerk! -punches his arm- 

I’m allowed to take a couple days off.

Nope. Absolutely not

Funny, Carol.

‘Sup?

xmsmarvelous:

You disappeared for a few days, jerk! -punches his arm- 

I’m allowed to take a couple days off.

(Source: powerman5001)

fairestcat:

Jessica: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again.
Tony: Well, Agent Drew…in the most P.C., non-threatening, professional way, I’d like to say…
Luke: Damn, girl.
Tony: Exactly.
Jessica: Thanks, guys. How’s your arm, Pete…?

— From New Avengers v1, #4 by Brian Michael Bendis, art by David Finch